Who's Child Is This?!?!

Just trying to see how many headbands she could get on her head!

Now, after seeing that picture some of you may think that Kyri is just so silly. And she is. But she is not all fun and game when it comes to actual reality (aka living in this house on a daily basis). Let me explain (and if potty talk bothers you, you better stop reading now...my blog is like my journal so all things are posted, good AND gross):

So, Saturday started out as a really great day! The kids were being good and we were having fun, looking forward to Gary coming home from work so we could go Trick-or-Treating. After lunch I read Kyri a story and put her down for her nap (this is a normal routine in our house). I then started feeding Graysen and shortly after could here Kyri going stinky in her room. Yes, she is potty trained, but she still wears pull-ups for naps and at night. The problem is that she knows it's not a big deal to go potty in her pull-up, so she gets lazy. So, that is what she decided to do rather than tell me she needed to go. When she was all finished with her business she knocked on her door and said, "Mom, nopen door! Stinky bum!" She does know how to open her door, but for some reason chose not to this time. I told her to wait just a minute until I finished feeding Graysen. When I was done feeding him she was knocking on her door and making all sorts of noise! So, of course, it woke Graysen up, which never makes me happy. And even though he was crying I figured I better go change her stinky bum. Well, I opened her door and got a strong whiff of the biggest stench. I look at Kyri and she has no pants on. Nor does she have her pull-up on. Not only that, but she has poop, yep poop, on her shirt and even on her face!!! I say, "Where did you put it?!?!" (in my angry voice and referring to her pull-up) She says, "Right here!" (in her innocent voice and referring to her poop) She pointed to her wall and dresser. Sure enough, that's exactly where she put her poop.....ALL over!! I then noticed it on her door, floor, and bed (where I finally found her pull-up.). Then I noticed it ALL over her! Yep, pretty much from head to toe! I was not a happy momma! So, I stuck her in the tub while I cleaned up a stinky mess. It was nap time, so putting her in time out after her bath was pointless, but I needed to punish her somehow. I told her I wasn't going to take her Trick-or-Treating. Of course I knew she would be able to go. She's 2 and this is her first REAL Halloween, first time trick-or-treating, but I needed to let her know how much trouble she was in. I told her she would have to ask Daddy when he got home if he would take her. Then I told her if he said yes, then she would not be able to eat any candy until the next day! Oh I have never been so angry at my child before! And I stuck to my guns and she did not get any candy after trick-or-treating. She was not happy about it, but hopefully that means she learned her lesson: that poop goes in the TOILET!!!

It's a good thing she IS so silly and cute...or I would have lost my sanity long ago